Light Beams

My mom has a sense of humor. She makes me laugh and smile all the time. Of course, she can be serious too, but not yesterday. Nope.

She's been taking B12 shots. Well, apparently they give you energy. I tried to read about them and it said something about red blood cells and oxygen. Well, her cells were in overdrive yesterday. She looked like she had taken speed or drank a few red bulls!

So we got in the car to go grocery shopping. She pulls the visor down and says, "Oh! I didn't comb my hair! I got so busy doing things and forgot!" I reminded her that there was a brush in the glove box and then put the car in drive. Now, remember, we're still in front of the house with two kids in the back and us in the front.

Mom combs her hair and then shrieks! I'm like WHAT?! She says, "I don't have my eyebrows on!" First, that made me giggle because I've not gotten to that point where I have to "put my eyebrows on". They're just there. But THEN she made me laugh so hard I thought I'd pee my pants! She took a pen out of her purse and started DRAWING eyebrows on! It was SO funny! The pen wasn't working well so she dug through her purse for another pen! She tried that one and while she did that I was laughing and trying to help by making the first pen write! Oh yes, I'm HELPING my mother draw on herself! Well, at this point we were both laughing not just a little, but so much so that Josh was in the backseat and staring at us while the car was bouncing!

Well, both those pens didn't work very well, so mom got out her "good" pen. She started drawing on her "eyebrows" again and realized the pen was BLUE not black! Bwaaahhahhahaha! At this point I was laughing so much it was at the silent point where your mouth is just open and no sound is coming out because you are SO GONE!

I tried to compose myself and wipe the blue pen marks off enough to try the black pen again... I'm drawing on her eyebrows and she's like, "Ow. Ow. OW!" She said that as if it wasn't bad enough to have no eyebrows, but the blood squirting from the puncture wounds would be a nice touch. HAHAHHAHA!!!

All the while Joshua is looking at us girls up front and trying to figure out what the heck is going on. He doesn't know whether to smile or cry.

Finally, after catching our breath and trying to let her eyebrows stop being so red, I said, "Mom, you know... we're still in front of the house. Why don't you just go INSIDE and put your brows on?!" She's like, "That's a good idea!" Insert rolls of laughter again!

Well, long story longer, she went in and fixed up herself, came back, and we were on our way. I didn't even mention the lipstick part of this whole thing, but that's entertaining too!

I had to share all this because mom has really bounced back to the mom I grew up with. I've missed her this past year. Welcome Back Mom - now PUT THE PENS AWAY!!!