Light Beams

Mom went to someone at a beauty salon to see if they could do something with the small amount of hair she has. Pretty much she just paid them for putting gel in her hair. I don't think they should have charged her the regular price for that, but they have to make money somehow.
I'm pretty pissed at her doctors right now. Is her heart function good enough or not? They say as long as it's 50% or above, it's "fine". What organ do YOU want functioning at half it's normal ability? The cardiologist says that he really can't do anything unless it goes below that and then, "You become MY patient." Oh how thoughtful, you jerk. It was just HOW he said it anyway.